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Archived Entry: "Got my car, pets, bills is blah, gay party, drivin bloopers"

[Tuesday, September, 12th 2006 @ 02:10 am. ]
So how has my week been? Well let me tell you…
Vehicle Situation is getting better. I finally got my car out the bloody shop. It still runs a lil eh. I need motor mounts and a wheel alignment, I gotta get that soon. So HOPEFULLY after that my car will be good to go. I bought a new car radio. Shit is hot. The car radio situation was a My Car whole Greek Tragedy. I bought two from Walmart and had to bring them both back. I had to buy these connecter wires, one was the wrong kind. Blah. I took it to Circuit City and they installed it for me since I bought the car radio from there now. It was funny because the dude needed a CD to test it out so I gave him one I made, and he put it on mad loud and guess what the 1st song was! “I‘m Hea and I‘m so SERVERE, Legends, Statements, Stars, I‘m HEA!“ Oh My God A gay song I had on the CD. Me and my boy Joe was just cracking up. Too funny. But the radio is hot it got a remote, and I can connect my ipod to it. So I am happy.

Pets. My gecko Anakin is getting better. It was so cool that a lot of people asked me about him during the week. Awwww my readers care. *hugs* he is doing better. I still gotta hold him up to drink but his color is better and he is moving around a lot. I had to peel off his skin the other day for him. But I think he is pulling through. My snake Chulo is so cute. I am really glad I got him. I fed him two mice this time and his fat ass ate both. OMG the mice, check this, I was going to Walmart but I passed it like I always do [blonde moments] so I went to the pet store instead. Bought the two mice and went to Walmart. We get back in the car like 20 mins later, and my cousin Erica was like “Orlando, the box aint moving!“ The lil white fuckas, ate a hole through the box and were running around the floor of my car. It took me 15 mins to catch them. Haha they wanted freedom, and what did they get….they got eaten up by Chulo. “muahahahahaha“ [evil laugh]

Bills Bills Bills Can you pay my bills, because I sure cant. Ha ha. My ass is getting MAD BROKE. Insufficiently funded Rican. I aint got no school this semester so no classes and no on campus jobs, so basically no money. Then with all these extra bills, and car bills, its like WHOA! *dies* fuck it *DIES AGAIN* *sad face* But I don’t know. So now I am looking for a job, which takes forever. I wish I knew more people, hence had more connections. Sucks being shy and antisocial I guess. But yea wish me luck finding a job.

me again. Homosexual Gathering. I went to a gay bachelor party. That shit was too funny. They had strippers and a drag show Like who does that in America? But it was fun though. The stripers had me rolling. My aunt had heels and accidentally stab one of the stripper dudes with her stiletto shoes haha. He was bleeding and everything. “homo down homo down” The drag lady dude person thing, was too funny to. She was like drunk or something, looked a hot mess, and was messing up. I was chillin in da corner behind all my aunts home girls and they all had me rolling. I was cracking up the whole time. One stripper dude did have a cute butt. Mmmmmmmmmm. *thinks* It was a fun night.

Driving Bloopers. I ate like 3 red lights and a few stops signs. Worst one was when I was on a main street and I was driving too fast and wasn’t paying attention because I was playing with my phone, and basically I was driving too fast to slow down for the red light. But its ok I am still alive haha. And the stops signs not my fault they be hidden. Like trees and shit be in da way, how can I see through a tree, makes no sense. Ha I cant park for shit sometimes, I was like 2 feet out of the parking spot. I had to go back in and back up more. Then I park like all the way away from the place where there are less cars, so I have to walk like a mile to get to the store, haha. I am a dork, SO WHAT.

Hey. Cuddle? … … … … please? *sad puppy face*

Replies: 8 Comments

Posted by [maggie] @ 09.18.2006   

omg orlando i found you :) you dont know how much i have missed your crazy ass :) how have u been??? wow im so happy that i finally found ya site again lol... anywayz hit me back sweety 973-689-7167 i love ya boy :) how's des??? i miss her so much :/


Posted by [Blaze] @ 09.17.2006   

Rofl lando BEHAVE! Last time i tried to blog (had written alot) ya layout crashed me and i was so pissed i didnt retype it... haha

Dam snakes... A good snake is a snake wit its head chopped off and burning on the concrete wit a lil lighter fluid to help it sizzle :) haha SOOOOOO dont be askin me to mind ur pets for u honey. Be askin me wats that special chicken you eatin.

Boogity Baby!


Posted by [Jukie] @ 09.17.2006   

I keep forgetting you JUST started driving. I know for FACT I'm not going to Conn. They let YOU have a license. WTF were they thinking? AND you gotta car? I"m scurred now. Seriously. *laughs*


Posted by [Farrakhan] @ 09.17.2006   

*sings* When you gonna give it up to me? lol :)


Posted by [Kevin] @ 09.14.2006   

oh god lando be careful , and i thought i was crazy driving. pshhhh look at you. excuse me. lmao lmao pero newaiiz nice grandma car , fckng loving it no doubt. oh god your not the only one who is broke no damn lie, i am so broke i own my lil sis fckng 80 dollarz literally , cuz i keep askng her for money, shyt keeps adding up. I NEED A JOB LIKE NOW . anakin , lmao lmao oh god what happen to him ? i don`t like lizards are what not , they pee in ur hand BAM WARTS nigguh .


Posted by [twomysteriousone] @ 09.12.2006   

Yo hit up some stores in stratford I thats what I did when I was looking for work. And it only took me a few weeks to find a job when I started looking.


Posted by [Ralph] @ 09.12.2006   

I would so cuddle with you any day now.


Posted by [Farrakhan] @ 09.12.2006   

"They wanted freedom, and what did they ge... they got eaten up by Chulo." LMAO, Lando, you and your damn pets. Too cute :)

Anyway, I'm glad your car situation is getting settled. You should really have all your car problems solved by now, though, as long as that Jamaican dealership had it. LOL, why you would take your car to a bunch of Jamaicans in the first place is beyond me, but at least something got done :) Ya, man?

Anyway, as for the bills, HURRY UP AND FIND a job! I know it's hard. I keep putting in applications and getting like no responses! But who knows, if we keep trying, something might turn up ;)

As for the little bachelor drag fest, haha, TOO FUNNY? But how did the high heel make contact with the stripper? Damn, somebody must've been drunk! lol And stop driving like a crazy bitch! You don't need to be talkin' on the phone running red lights and shit. Those ain't hidden! Haha :D CAREFUL, LANDO! I want you in tact when I come to visit ;)

As for the cuddle... how could I say no to that cute picture you posted. Lookin' like a puppy and shit... lol. Bitch. *mwuah*


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