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[Tuesday, October, 10^th 2006 @ 03:13 am. ]
I know I am coming off a lil bit conceited and I keep on repeatin how the boyz wanna beat it! *smiles*
Thursday was a cool day. I was suppose to go see my friends at SCSU “Go Owls“. But they was a lil preoccupied so blah. I ended up going to new Haven, CT and saw my home girl Lesha. We went to our lil park spot to smoke weed. Well she was getting high, I was just keeping her company like I usually do. All was well when out of no where, damn PO PO (police) came through. Damn Bright Ass Lights beaming at us. It was a damn china man cop to going to come to our car. He said the park was closed and then he asked for our Ids. He went behind the car, I guess to see the license plates, and then another cop came , and then another cop came.! Damn lil piggys was everywhere. I was scared. They was taking mad long. Lesha was mad nervous because she ha the blunt guts all on her leg. Haha. The cop gave us our IDs back. Then Lesha was like get out the car. I was like “I aint getting out no car and there is three PO POs out there! They think I am making a violent gesture and shot me! So she asked them and they said we could leave. That was a fun time haha.

Then on Friday. I went to Auto Zone to get this Fuel Cleaner shit for my car. Suppose to help it out some crap. Then I picked up adorable butt head Chris and he went with me to Walmart. I hate going to public places by myself. People scare me (they smell weird). I went and I bought X Men Trilogy and The Little Mermaid. YAY! The cashier lady going to try and play me because I was buying The Little Mermaid. Saying I was a child pornographer or some shit because I was watching that movie. *roll eyes* We then went to the pet store. I bought some shit for my pets, some vitamins for them and an attachment cage part for my snake. I spent damn $70. I treat my pets too damn good.

Later on that night, I went out clubbing. I picked up my girl Rose and we bounce to Oracle. Now I went to park. Lets just say that was a damn Greek Tragedy . I went to parallel park, and BAM. Backed into the other car. Oopps! So I tried to go up and straightened out and do it again and again, but blah I suck. So I tried one more time and BAM. Oopps I did it again. Backed into the car one more time. Haha. I was like “Rose get in the car lets get out of here!” Sshhh nobody better not say nothing! *angel face So the club was fun. There was some weird ass gay people. I was scared. Like for real yo. There was mad new people, and they was scaring me dancing all crazy next to me. I had to dodge a couple of them. Just don’t make no eye contact and keep it moving! The best part of the club was going back to the car. Rose had me Rollin she was PUMP WALKING down the sidewalk like she was on Americas Top Model. It was TOO FUNNY. She was dead serious. Haha. *smiles*

After that, my boy Levar [member the dude that put his number in my cell] called me after I dropped over Rose so I went over to chill with him. I pulled over next to his house and he jumped in. Why two black girls gonna bum rush the car like “who that is” haha. It was Levar sister and best friend, they was high, all I can do was laugh. But he went with me to get McDonalds, I was hungry. OH My God, why I put the Dutty Whine song on and Levar extra fruit by the foot ass going to get out the car and do the Dutty Whine full forced, holding on to the car door in the parking lot of McDonalds at 3 am in Hamden CT. WHO DOES THAT IN AMERICA. Haha it was too funny. Then we driving back and I decided to put the music on and get out the car and walk with my car moving slowly and GHOST RIDE THE WHIP. But Levar got to scared and didn’t let me. He was like “you cant ghost ride the whip down Dixwell Avenue, there‘s cops!” It would have been a fun moment. Ah well *sighs* maybe another time.

So onto Saturday. I was going to go to a party at my peeps house with my college friends ya know. I get off the Merit Parkway exit 59, and get some gas at the gas station. Easy enough right? Um NO! Whole Damn Greek Tragedy. I went to put gas in the car, and when I went to go back in the car, the door would not open. And why do you asked, because I locked the bloody keys in the car. I left the car on, the engine went off, the lights were on and the radio was still on, and my gay ass was outside, cold, and locked the fuck out. Who does that in America? ME! *dies* I called Naza because she was at the party and she came over to help me. We called the Tow Truck and he came. It cost $50. I was mad about it because it only took him 5 seconds to open the car. But ah well. Then the car would not start because the lights was on the whole time. *shakes head* So Naza had to jump start the car. I was so mad, I had a head ache. I aint even go to the party. MY LIFE! It be too damn eventful I swear.

Sunday and Monday were ok days. I aint really do nada. I chilled with my familia. I helped my cousin Leanette cook. I made pasta tonight it came out so damn good. “go me go me go me” I am going to make a bomb ass husband one day. *sighs* too bad it aint today. *sad face*. Chillin with my familia is always fun. We always joke on each other, they stay having gay jokes on me. It be funny though, haha. OK I am writing way too much. Time for me to shut up.

Oh the picture of me Farrakhan Edited it and put the make up effect on. I love it. Then I put it in photo shop and added the original picture over it and put the tape effect on the corners. Looks cool right? YOU BETTER SAY YEA!

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