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Archived Entry: "Thanks Giving, Clubbing @ Brooke and Oracle, B Day is Comin!"

[Sunday, November, 26^th 2006 @ 04:26 am. ]

Damn I aint blog in a Minute.
Um well as for Thanks Giving It was a cool little family event. I only had to season the pennes (roast pork) and make the salad, and back a pie. So I got off easy this year as far as the cooking goes. The food was mad good. Yall know my fat ass ate a lot. I ate then took a 3 hour nap. Thanks Giving ITIS is the BEST! I woke up and ate again. *smiles* I chilled with the familia and we played board games which I was wining all the time and they was hating on me because I am da bomb, ya know *pops collar* I stayed in, I aint feel like going no where, all that food in my belly was holding me down. Fun Day though

Clubbin Whore. Last Friday I went Senior Ponchos with my home girls. It was Jenn’s B Day. We had a few drinks and we was bugging. It was fun. I was feeling on all the girls, my inner hetero came out for like 5 mins. Haha *winks* I had to bounce earlier because I had to pick up my homo boys Jeff and Cliff. We went to Club Brooke in Westport. I was feeling the music but not the crowd so much. There was too many homos and I hate when people brush up on me when they walking by or try and grab me while they walking by, its like “ill Bacteria” homos touching me, so gross. Homo was getting me mad, there was one that was dancing like a fairy crack head all over the place kept bumping me on the dance floor, oooohh I was mad. Nigga did not even have good rhythm. *dies* Then there was this 50 year old tall ass white nigga in my way and I tried to slide around him and he blocked my way and would not let me go by! I was like what the blood! His extra gay ass looking like a tall Adam’s Family member. Haha. He really did look like Lurch or whatever his name was. Haha, but the Brook night was cool. I went on Wednesday too, before thanks giving. It was ok too. Mad packed but they played the dutty wine and Fergielicious so I was mad happy about that “go me go me go me

This past Friday was fun. I went to my home girl Beatriz’s house with Cliff. She made us some frozen juice Bacardi drinks. Mmm they was good. We chilled there had mad jokes, haha. They both was tryin to play me!!! I found out me and Clifford had a whole lot in common more then I knew haha. We all went picked up my girl Rose and hit the club. We went to Oracle. It was way more fun that night. They played the dutty wine and Fergielicious, so I was JAMMING! Cliff got raped by a lesbian, haha. We was all jamming, sweating. We saw my chulo culo Chriisz and Mike at the back room. Chriisz abandoned me and my pet store dates. *dies* (inside joke) OMG why was there a homo fight. Two homos started arguing. It was soooooo funny. All I remember was “you pushed me while I was trying to dance” haha you don’t mess with a homo when he trying to do a dip. Hahaha. But they closed the club after that. So we bounced but when I got my car and we drove by all da clubs and the crowd outside, I put the dutty wine on and we was BUMPING!!!!! Dancing like maniacs in my car. FUN TIMES. Me and Cliff then went to the diner with Rual and Nando. Me and Cliff was all into a nig homo / sex / relationship convo and Nando is like “shut up they keep lookin at us” I am like huh? I was like “oh shit, am I speaking to loud?” I guess all my nasty homo talk scared the breeders around us. But yall know me. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

Ok enough about all that its getting late and yea.
Oh PEOPLE OF AMERICA IT WILL SOON BE THE BIRTHDAY OF ORLANDO SOTO JR. I got mad shit planned. I still need to buy myself some more cloths. Gotta plan some more shit. Hopefully it will be fun. I am trying to go all out a lil and go out every night for da week. Check out my b day club flyers. And I better see yall (you mother fucka who is reading this) at my b day events.

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