DaRicanBoi [dot] com - Orlando Soto Jr.

Hello Earth Peoples.
Optimum Provider. Well work is ok. I won 25 stars today. Starts are like something we get when we do well or win raffles. Pretty much a star is a dollar so I won 25 dollars that I will get towards a gift card… one day. I won a raffle today for the 25 stars, I won 3 times in a month’s time. Go me. That’s $75 dollars I got coming to me. I got coached the other day by my Manager and Supervisor. I am on some List and they said I “hung up on 86 people” I wish I hung up 86 people. They are researching my calls to see what’s up. But I didn’t do it. I wouldn’t do that. I know it can be found out so that’s something stupid to do. So I will be fine. I am an optimum service provider *flips hair*

I got nominated for a Bronze Award. I don’t think I will win but cool to be nominated. I still want to leave. This lady had me so mad today. Dumb air head white lady. She wanted a supervisor since I laughed at her. Don’t be dumb and I won’t laugh. BOOP! But it was an easy day. I love availability (when no callers are calling) Today is the 16th marks the 3 months of me being perm at CV. So that means I get free Cable, Net and Phone. YES! Bout damn time I get something good from this place.

Medical Visit. I went to da doctors. This old man molested me. It was gross. I mean I guess its what doctors do haha but still. He all unbuckled my belt and made me cough out loud. That was weird. But I am all good to go. My only condition is being a homo. I should collect disability. Then they took my blood. Bitch took 3 viles. Like don’t she know I need that. It didn’t hurt though I was surprised. I got the blood test back. Everything was great only my cholesterol is high but then again I eat Mc Donald’s and Kentucky friend chicken everyday so… time for Subway haha. I am still waiting for the HIV test results. *crosses fingers*

Dentist visit was today. They took x rays and told me all this BS. Wanna have like 5 visit and do all this teeth work. $3,000 after my insurance covers $6,000. I might cut back on all da work and do the important stuff first. I aint got time for root canals and stuff. Sike your mind make your booty shine. I want braces though. Hmmm. Maybe that invisiline stuff. One day.

Out and About. Too many nights at the hetero club. I became a Club Vandome whore. Whole Greek Tragedy. But I be having fun. Music is good. Heteros are kinda blah, they smell weird. But fun none the less. I become a fan of the Blue Long Island Ice Teas. Yummy. Tastey and colorful *snaps* Every night we go out we end up in New Colony Diner. French fries cheese and gravy in full effect. I kinda miss da homo club. It is a little more fun then str8 clubs.

We went bowling. That was fun. We went right after work. Why o why o why I got drunk at the bowling place. like who in America gets drunk at a bowling alley. I DID. I got a strike though haha. "go me go me go me" I was so twsited. I mean I wasnt drunk drunk just like overly tipsy. I was in da Matrix for like 6 hours haha. I had to leave my car at my job and my girl Maddy brought me home. fun night.

I went to the movies with my girl Addy on Friday. Whole Greek tragedy, we went to see The Ruins movie was cool for da most part. But I started feeling weird and I got all hot and dizzy. I went to the bathroom because this happened before and well same thing happened again. My legs felt heavy and I fell to the floor and couldn’t breath. I am layin out on the hallway floor of the theatre trying to breath. Haha how gay is dat. I felt better after that. Note to self: no more movies with gore or stuff. I need not to be laying on movie floors. It is weird though I love scary movies and scary games with blood and gore. But at the movies it happened 3 times. 1st was the worst 2nd was ok 3rd was in da middle. But to be safe. No more crazy ass movies for me. Unless it is good. *winks*

Pets I bought two new pet lizards today. I bought two fire bells frogs last week. I don’t want them no more. They making a mess in the tank. I will post pics one day soon. But the lizards are cute. Some of my other lizards died. I got the same old 5 geckos and 1 curly tail lizard and now two Lacerta lizards. I am a dork I know.

Homo on homo none at the moment. 11 months now. Wow. *dies*

ok I am done. Miss me till next time bitches.

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