My Archives: September 2006

[Tuesday, September, 19^th 2006 @ 03:33 am. ]'
Insufficiently Funded Homo. Sp yea job search aint working too good. I probably went on every online job site there is. But still nada. I went to school for the wrong shit I swear. There aint no jobs for what my major is here in CT. It sucks ass. So I don’t know. I guess I gotta keep looking. Problem is, I don’t really know what to do. Whole Greek Tragedy. Maybe I should be a street walker. Stick my booty out? What you think. Haha. SIKE YOUR MIND MAKE YOUR BOOTY SHINE!

Weekend. Um the weekend was ok. I ended up going to oracle Friday night. I kinda did not want to go. But there was some homo technical difficulty, and eh. I ended up going. I drove there with Cliff and it was funny because he was SCARED. I don’t blame him because my ass don’t drive good, I don’t do high ways, nor bad weather. I was driving at night in the pouring ass rain on the highway. I was mad scared too. And my car started acting up, and I was like what the hell. Comes to find out, I had NO GAS. haha, I forgot to get gas before I went on the highway and my tank was on E. But I did ok driving, I was hitting 75 mph. “go me go me go me” But as soon as I got off the exit, my car starting beeping because the gas was GONE. Luckly there was a gas station right there.

The club was mad fun. As soon as I got in the club, I hit the dance floor. I WAS GETTING IT “go left with it, go right with it” I met my homo friends there. Crazy ass Zim and Joe. It was mad fun. They all dance a lot, and I love people who always dance and have fun. The music was mad good that night too, I was surprised. Yall know I was being a big dance queen. *pops collar* They even played the dutty whine song. Oh I love doing that dance. I aint mad good at it but its fun. OMG why we ha like a dutty whine homo group. Me and some other random homos was all doing it. One dude was falling over while doing it, haha. Homo down Homo down. Haha. I danced with this one dude, he was a lil Chulo [so was his butt]. He came up to me trying to holla, of course my dumb ass got all shy and was like “Hiiiii” he put his cell phone number in my phone. But I am too shy to call. I texted him though, haha.

The tragedy event that happened after the club. Why 1st of all there was cops on horses. There is always mad cops there because there is A LOT of clubs on this street. So mad people was out there, but the cops on the big ass horses, started walking through where the gay people were. Like fuckin horses were about to trample all over the homos. It was crazy. They were making all the gay people leave, mind you there is like 4 other straight clubs right next to the gay club, and mad people there. But the cops wasn’t doing nothing. Greek Tragedy yo. Then we walk to my car. And my car, just DIED. It would not turn on, no lights would turn on, the bloody horn would not even honk. Battery was just gone. Luckily John had jumper cables. But my gay ass did not even know how to use the cables, lol I aint even know how to open the trunk of my car [sshhhh don’t tell no one]

We found this cute white hetero dude who came to my rescue. YAY! He did the jumper cable stuff and even told me and showed me how to do it. He explained everything about it and stuff. He was really nice. We need more white people like him. Haha. We all went home. Fun Night. Just sucks because every since the dead battery, my gas tank don’t work so it was full but it shows as E. Who does that in America? I named my car Gasket. haha. I am gonna bring it to ANOTHER mechanic tomorrow.

Rest of the weekend was cool. All my nephews and niece came over. They all always gotta run up to me and my room. I don’t get why all kids love me. But I love them. *smiles* they my lil brats. So we played and stuff. Fun lil family day. I had fun beating Jacobs ass [play fighting]. He threw a ball at Josh, so I knocked him with the ball. He go crying upstairs. And then out of no where, my two year old niece, Heaven come down the stars talking bout “Don’t hit Jacob!“ She was waving her lil finger and everything. Like she was about to cut somebody. That shit was so funny.

I went joy riding in my car. I was riding all over Bridgeport. I guess I am kinda a “goofy” driver. I do dumb silly shit while activating a vehicle in motion. I don’t think that’s a good idea, but its fun. I like to swerve the car to the music. Um sometimes red light and stop signs just be like hidden to me. I think the should be brighter. *smiles* I love to stop the car in da middle of the road, and start doing a silly dance or some shit. Haha I love to see a few niggas on da side of the road, and just slow down and creep up on them, haha. Fun times.

Ah I am going to bed. Cuddle with my pillow, I been told that’s what I deserve. *dies* *sad face* … I am kinda sad. I guess being single and alone is getting to me. Sucks the most at night. But I guess I will be ok. *sighs*

Posted by drb @ 03:35 AM CST [Link]

[Tuesday, September, 12^th 2006 @ 02:10 am. ]
So how has my week been? Well let me tell you…
Vehicle Situation is getting better. I finally got my car out the bloody shop. It still runs a lil eh. I need motor mounts and a wheel alignment, I gotta get that soon. So HOPEFULLY after that my car will be good to go. I bought a new car radio. Shit is hot. The car radio situation was a whole Greek Tragedy. I bought two from Walmart and had to bring them both back. I had to buy these connecter wires, one was the wrong kind. Blah. I took it to Circuit City and they installed it for me since I bought the car radio from there now. It was funny because the dude needed a CD to test it out so I gave him one I made, and he put it on mad loud and guess what the 1st song was! “I‘m Hea and I‘m so SERVERE, Legends, Statements, Stars, I‘m HEA!“ Oh My God A gay song I had on the CD. Me and my boy Joe was just cracking up. Too funny. But the radio is hot it got a remote, and I can connect my ipod to it. So I am happy.

Pets. My gecko Anakin is getting better. It was so cool that a lot of people asked me about him during the week. Awwww my readers care. *hugs* he is doing better. I still gotta hold him up to drink but his color is better and he is moving around a lot. I had to peel off his skin the other day for him. But I think he is pulling through. My snake Chulo is so cute. I am really glad I got him. I fed him two mice this time and his fat ass ate both. OMG the mice, check this, I was going to Walmart but I passed it like I always do [blonde moments] so I went to the pet store instead. Bought the two mice and went to Walmart. We get back in the car like 20 mins later, and my cousin Erica was like “Orlando, the box aint moving!“ The lil white fuckas, ate a hole through the box and were running around the floor of my car. It took me 15 mins to catch them. Haha they wanted freedom, and what did they get….they got eaten up by Chulo. “muahahahahaha“ [evil laugh]

Bills Bills Bills Can you pay my bills, because I sure cant. Ha ha. My ass is getting MAD BROKE. Insufficiently funded Rican. I aint got no school this semester so no classes and no on campus jobs, so basically no money. Then with all these extra bills, and car bills, its like WHOA! *dies* fuck it *DIES AGAIN* *sad face* But I don’t know. So now I am looking for a job, which takes forever. I wish I knew more people, hence had more connections. Sucks being shy and antisocial I guess. But yea wish me luck finding a job.

Homosexual Gathering. I went to a gay bachelor party. That shit was too funny. They had strippers and a drag show Like who does that in America? But it was fun though. The stripers had me rolling. My aunt had heels and accidentally stab one of the stripper dudes with her stiletto shoes haha. He was bleeding and everything. “homo down homo down” The drag lady dude person thing, was too funny to. She was like drunk or something, looked a hot mess, and was messing up. I was chillin in da corner behind all my aunts home girls and they all had me rolling. I was cracking up the whole time. One stripper dude did have a cute butt. Mmmmmmmmmm. *thinks* It was a fun night.

Driving Bloopers. I ate like 3 red lights and a few stops signs. Worst one was when I was on a main street and I was driving too fast and wasn’t paying attention because I was playing with my phone, and basically I was driving too fast to slow down for the red light. But its ok I am still alive haha. And the stops signs not my fault they be hidden. Like trees and shit be in da way, how can I see through a tree, makes no sense. Ha I cant park for shit sometimes, I was like 2 feet out of the parking spot. I had to go back in and back up more. Then I park like all the way away from the place where there are less cars, so I have to walk like a mile to get to the store, haha. I am a dork, SO WHAT.

Hey. Cuddle? … … … … please? *sad puppy face*

Posted by drb @ 02:12 AM CST [Link]

[Sunday, September, 03^rd 2006 @ 03:07 am. ]
Let me just jump into it.
Vehicle Situation. What the blood. Oh My God, my car is STILL in the shop. Its been there for 16 days now. These Jamaican Mechanics at the Getty Gas Station are so damn slow and unprofessional. Every time I go back to get my car thinking its ready, there is always some other BS. Friday was suppose to be the last day. I call and they said “come at 4” I call at 4:30 and they say “come at 7” I go over there at 7:30 they say “come tomorrow” I go again today now, I see my car. Half the engine is out the car. So now I have to go again tomorrow. It sucks because I cant do or say nada, because they got my car. Aint shit I can do. I got my car Registered and Insured already. Everything is set. I am just waiting for the fucking car. I am so heated about it already. I am gonna report these assholes once I get my car. I hope they close down that boot leg ass mechanic shop. It’s a hole damn Greek Tragedy yo. *sighs*

Ha. Why I went with my mother to City Hall in Bridgeport right to handle some paperwork right. She had my niece Heaven with her so I had to watch her while my mom handled her paper work. So me and heaven was running and jumping all around City Hall. I am a big kid yes I know. It was fun though. We was playing with the water fountain right. Then I put her on top of my shoulders. We playing and I am carrying her around. Then I take her off and I noticed my shoulder felt damn. I figured that it was the water from the water fountain. But then I was watching Heaven, and I noticed her jeans were wet. I am like damn. How much water was she playing with. Then it hit me. The damn brat PISSED ON ME! While she was on my shoulders, I guess her pull ups aint working to good. How damn gross. I was so heated. I took her in the car and waited for my mom. Went home and took a shower. Damn brat. I don’t like her.

After that, I went to the DMV to do my registration and I got my license plates. I don’t like the numbers or letters. I wanted to pick it out myself but it cost more. Blah. Next car I deff will pick my own letters. But after that why gay drama hit me. My lil homo BPT circle friends is beefin. One don’t like the other. One messin with the other. One is mad. Other broke up and blah blah. Goes on and on. But Frankie got me mad, he gonna run and tell another homo in the circle what I heard and said. Then the other homo gonna call me like why I said anything. Damn homos always in some drama. And my bitch ass be in the middle acting like I am Dr. Phil. Whole GAY Greek Tragedy. Gay people are so damn confusing. Obfuscating to the 5th power. They like mess with each other, date each other, talk shit about each other, lie to each other but yet they all stay friends. Makes no sense. This is why I have no gay friends haha. Str8 people where you at. “Throw your hands up at me” can I join your dark side heteros? PLEASE! . Haha. Fucka Breeder! *smiles*

Sorrow and Saddness. My Crested gecko, Anakin is sick or something. I think he is dieing. His tail is missing, I think one of my other lizards might have bit him and it broke off. I am mad because it dont grow back. Then he is so skinny. I had to hold him up while he was drinking because he was too weak to hold himself up. *sad face* I put him in a tank by himself with a lot of worms, hopefully he start eating soon.

Ha Why my boy Shaun just texted me saying that had a picture of me on a screen at a club. Like how the hell they get my pic. Its crazy becuase the club is in Los Angeles, California. Its called Rage. I aint never been there. Dont know no one there. Kinda crazy. He said that it was a screen with latin dude pics, and there was one with me in a white fitted. So I guess they took my pics from my site or maybe google. Damn I am a celebrity. *pops collar*

Posted by drb @ 03:13 AM CST [Link]

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