My Archives: October 2006

[Monday, October, 30^th 2006 @ 03:58 am. ]
So yea.
The week, I cant really remember. Tuesday, I went to the Malls with my boy John. I told his ass “don’t let me buy nothing” and why I bought mad shit. His punk ass. It was so funny, because in the FYE store, I started acting mad gay with him. I acted like we was boyfriends and we was arguing and the lady took my money for the L Word Season 3 I bought, I turned to John and started our lil gay argument “You get on my nerve, This is why I cant take you no where, this is why I don’t take you out with my friends , this is why you never met my family!” Oh My God that shit was too funny yo. The cashier lady was just cracking up at us. We ate together at this BBQ Chicken place in the Milford Mall. The chicken was mad hot, I had some hot ass breath, spicy ass food. It was good though. *smiles*

Friday was a cool day. I decided to go out to Oracle again. club so aint the bomb, but they had the Halloween night. Before I got to the club, my sister came over to take pics. She dressed up like Wonder Woman and Evette was Bat Girl. I was like “I can be the homo P I M P, and yall can be my super hoes” Fun Times. I left after that picked up my adorable friend Chris. We went to my boy E house real quick and chilled there. Then we bounced to the club. Picked my girl Rose and yea. Down Town New Haven was full of people in costumes. There was so many dudes dressed like girls in the gay club. Its like they wait all year to finally dress like a girl, haha. We danced had fun. Yall know I am a dancing Queen, only 23 OH YEA!!! They had a drag show and they tranny lady sang “poor unfortunate souls” from the Little Mermaid. How sad is it that I sang the whole song with her? It was fun though.

On the way home, we called Joe to come with us to the Diner. We went to new Colony but it was too packed then we went to other Diner but it closed as soon as we got there (its because we’re gay) haha. So then we went to Frankie’s. So glad there was no crazy fights or nothing. Haha but why o why, some dude came in dressed crazy. And Chris was like “look its Flava Flav” haha it really did look as if he was trying to be Flava Flav. But the tragedy event was tat he was wit two white girls and I was like “oh damn, he with Buck Wild and Toastee” haha. Too Funny. And I am mad Joe Stole my other half of my ring. *pinches his butts and runs* *smiles* Dropped the homos off and went home to sleep.

Saturday was cool. I went to Milford Mall with Chris. He was being productive, so cute. We bounced then came back to Bridgeport so I could meet up with my home girls Lesha and Mel. Just hate doing things with black people. They take for ever and never got shit organized. Was suppose to be done at 9:30 we aint get to the movies till 10:40 WHO DOES THAT IN AMERICA. But we went to eat before to. And the damn tragedies Lesha told me was too damn funny. We went to the movies after and saw Saw 3 That movie was just too crazy. I started getting hot flashing and I was so scared that I was gonna have that lil episode that happened to me when I saw The Hills Have Eyes. So I got up and wash my face with cold water. I felt better after that. Movie was just crazy. I don’t even know if I can say if it was a good movie or not. It was just a bunch of disgusting ass killings. White people is crazy. Movie was just I don’t know GORY. I don’t think I want to see Saw 4, I think I am done. So cute seeing Chris hiding in his jacket, but yet he had his collar pop. I was like “even when you scared and hiding you still have to be fashionable” He got scared and like hid his head on my shoulder, SO DAMN CUTE. Yes I am dork, I know this. Then we had to drive to Norwalk and yadda ya. Another night I get home mad late.

Sunday was cool. I woke up. Joe and Cliff came over real quick. Lil homo bonding moment, WOW. Haha. Then my family was over, aunt cooked. We played board games. Fun Family Night. We watched Flava of Love. Oh My God them bitches was really trying to whip New York‘s ass. It was like 4-5 of them trying to yank that bitch. It was too damn funny. Cant believe she gonna have her own show now. VH1 really trying to milk the drama out of her. But yall know she crazy, and crazy ass people, make good reality tv. I will be watching. Haha.

HomoSexual Experience is blah to the 5th power. Well I cant say I am feeling too lonely. Not that serious. But I don’t know. I kinda miss doing cute lil stuff for someone. I miss taking someone on dates, buying them stuff. I miss being a sweet heart I guess. *sad face* Not no one I really want in my life right now. *sighs* But its cool. I had a couple cuddle buddies this summer, which is mad cool. Yall know I LOVE TO CUDDLE. And I so appreciate them letting me hold them. They really have no idea how much it means to me. But I don’t really know if I want a boyfriend. I don’t really feel like dealing with drama and Bull Shit, and I really don’t feel like getting cheated on again. So its like, “I don’t want a boyfriend, but I do want a boyfriend“. Maybe I just wanted a good boyfriend. I haven’t had that yet. *sighs* and Its even a bigger tragedy because my Birthday is coming up in a month. And my only true B Day wish was to have someone to hold the night of my b day. I never got that one little b day wish yet *sad face* *sighs* Ah well. Guess nada I can do about things.

Ok I am done writing. Gonna watch the L Word and lay my ass down.

Posted by drb @ 03:59 AM CST [Link]

[Tuesday, October, 24^th 2006 @ 04:10 am. ]
Ay yo peoples. Miss me?
Well last week was ok I guess. I don’t really remember everything but. I know I went clubbing again Last Friday. I went to Oracle with my friends. It was fun. I always have fun but the club is kinda booty. The music don’t be bumping sometimes and the crowd is blah. There are never no cuties there. So that sucks. But I can always have a good time with my friends so its cool. Last Saturday, it was my nephew Jacob 9th b day. We had a lil party at my house, pizza and cake. Then we all went Roller Skating! I aint been roller skating in so long. It was so much fun. I catch on pretty quick, so I was skating pretty aight. I did not fall. Everyone was hating on me and all my family members was trying to catch me and make me fall. But they all suck because they all fell at least once and I did not fall so "go me go me go me" It was so cute watching the lil kids skate. My niece Heaven was dancing in the middle of the ring with my sister. Girl is so crazy. She so cute though. We all did the chicken dance and hokey pokey in the middle and yea, it was a fun lil family night. *smiles*

Sunday was a long day. I went to help my home girl Rose move. She got a new apartment, and I helped her move all her stuff in. Took mad long but I am so happy for her. Her apartment is really nice to. I will be crashing there one day, haha. After that Rose took me to some China place noodle trendy spot thingy. I was like..”ill, bacteria” But the place ended up being pretty cool. The food was different but it was really good. I had to eat with chop sticks, it wasn’t that hard. I will definitely go back, one day. After that I stopped to go see my Levar. He was hungry so we went to TGI Fridays. I ate me a brownie bowl and he had food. I ate some his food though, it was the jack Daniels chicken, OH MY GOD, I love jack Daniels chicken strips from TGIF. SO GOOD! WOW, the inner fat bitch in me just got happy thinking about it. After that I took him to the movies. He was laughing at me, because on the way to the movies, I was driving down the road. There was a car in front of me, and it was mad slow and it stopped so I swerve around it and sped past him. Come to find out the car slowed down to a stop for a red light and my slow ass drove around him and ate the red light. Haha that was such a blonde moment. We went and saw The Grudge 2. The movie had some scary parts, yes I did jump like a lil bitch once. But the plot was just too all over the place. It made no sense. Like they was trying to do too much shit, and it did not match up. So it was ok.

So this week, I had to baby-sit my niece heaven one day. She shited right, and I so aint changing her dirty diaper. So I left her like that and just sprayed Febreeze, haha. My Cousin’s girlfriend came and she changed it. But then after they all left, Heaven comes up to me. She is grabbing her crotch and twitching her leg. I am looking at her like she is crazy and she is like “I gotta go pee” I am thinking, like “why she telling me, just pee on your diaper” That lil brat made me take her to the bathroom, I had to take her cloths off and diaper, and hold her on the toilet so she can pee. She pissed in the toilet, while I held her up. That was such like a personal space violation. She need not ask me to do that for her again. I don’t do babies and bathroom, and naked, and diaper stuff. Ill gross. Then I put her cloths back on she got a big smile and was like “thank you Tio” and gonna hop skip her ass out the bathroom, I should have tripped her! But it was fun playing with her. I even dressed her up in my cloths. It was so cute.

Friday Night I actually stayed in. I wanted well needed to be productive. I had a lot of online work I needed to do. My slow ass accidentally deleted a JavaScript I used for my online company. I was so mad took me days to try and get it to work again. But I got it back up. Then I made a whole new layout for my company site. Get-Hosting.net, go peep it. I did a good job. Took me a long while , but I think its better then the old layout so that’s was sup.
Saturday I went to a baby shower, ghetto baby shower but it was cool. They had a DJ and stuff at the baby shower, haha. I love Puerto Ricans. The food was mad good to. Erica the pregnant chick got mad stuff. I wanna have a baby one day. I really think I want a son. It be cute, I would be a fun father. *smiles* After that John picked me up with some more bpt homos and we went to Divi Divis. Took mad long to get there. Like an hour driving. The club was mad ghetto. They let anyone in, then everybody and they momma was rolling blunts and smoking weed. I damn caught contact from just walking around the club. They let anyone buy drinks. Whole Greek Tragedy. The music was good, a lot of my bpt homo boys was there, so it was fun. After the club was more fun. We was in the parking lot acting a fool. I took pics. You should of seen all the homos dancing around and on top os the cars. Haha too funny. Then we drover around to gas stations for unknown reasons. Our car went home earlier though. We got back to bpt like at 4am. We dropped off Miss Shonti and O then me and John went to the New Colony Diner.

For what was that, it was a total complete Greek fucking tragedy. We ordered our food, everything is fine. Then we hear arguing. Some dude and his girl was arguing. She was mad and she was talkin mad loud and mad shit about the dude. It was too funny she was like “you aint got no job, you aint got no money, you driving my car, I don’t care if its your b day, I am tired of you” So he was mad embarrassed because there was mad dudes in the diner and he hugged her and left. Before he got out the door she was like “and that out fit you got on, I BOUGHT IT!” hahaha, OMG too damn funny yo! *laughs* And boy does it get better. The girl’s friend kept talkin junk to mad people in the diner, because everyone was listening. So this one dude was like yall need to shut up. But the girl was like no, that he cheated on her blah blah. He said well you da one who still with him and shit. So now the girl is talkin shit to him. The girl friend got up and got all in his face. The dude gets mad and throws a cup of water in the air. Water is splashing everywhere. John was like “I just got hit by flying water” hahaha OMG it was too funny! We are two homos in the middle of all this just looking at each other and laughing. So check it, the girl’s friend tried to smack the dude and the dude grabbed her and body slammed her ass on the ground. The girl saw her home girl on the floor and smacked the dude, he grabbed her ass to and slammed her down, punched her in the face. Now every body is leaving the diner and bouncing. Shit, my ass kept eating my chicken. The story is not over. The boyfriend who was outside, waited for the dude to leave, and they start fighting. The boyfriend got hit by a car. They called the cops. Me and John finally leave the diner, we cant leave because all the cop cars was blocking us. So we watching the boyfriend on the floor with his leg bleeding, the dude who slammed the girls was getting put in the cop car. What an ending to a long ass night. Fun Times in Bridgeport, CT.

Ok I wanted to write more. But I am gonna shut up. Now.

Posted by drb @ 04:11 AM CST [Link]

[Tuesday, October, 10^th 2006 @ 03:13 am. ]
I know I am coming off a lil bit conceited and I keep on repeatin how the boyz wanna beat it! *smiles*
Thursday was a cool day. I was suppose to go see my friends at SCSU “Go Owls“. But they was a lil preoccupied so blah. I ended up going to new Haven, CT and saw my home girl Lesha. We went to our lil park spot to smoke weed. Well she was getting high, I was just keeping her company like I usually do. All was well when out of no where, damn PO PO (police) came through. Damn Bright Ass Lights beaming at us. It was a damn china man cop to going to come to our car. He said the park was closed and then he asked for our Ids. He went behind the car, I guess to see the license plates, and then another cop came , and then another cop came.! Damn lil piggys was everywhere. I was scared. They was taking mad long. Lesha was mad nervous because she ha the blunt guts all on her leg. Haha. The cop gave us our IDs back. Then Lesha was like get out the car. I was like “I aint getting out no car and there is three PO POs out there! They think I am making a violent gesture and shot me! So she asked them and they said we could leave. That was a fun time haha.

Then on Friday. I went to Auto Zone to get this Fuel Cleaner shit for my car. Suppose to help it out some crap. Then I picked up adorable butt head Chris and he went with me to Walmart. I hate going to public places by myself. People scare me (they smell weird). I went and I bought X Men Trilogy and The Little Mermaid. YAY! The cashier lady going to try and play me because I was buying The Little Mermaid. Saying I was a child pornographer or some shit because I was watching that movie. *roll eyes* We then went to the pet store. I bought some shit for my pets, some vitamins for them and an attachment cage part for my snake. I spent damn $70. I treat my pets too damn good.

Later on that night, I went out clubbing. I picked up my girl Rose and we bounce to Oracle. Now I went to park. Lets just say that was a damn Greek Tragedy . I went to parallel park, and BAM. Backed into the other car. Oopps! So I tried to go up and straightened out and do it again and again, but blah I suck. So I tried one more time and BAM. Oopps I did it again. Backed into the car one more time. Haha. I was like “Rose get in the car lets get out of here!” Sshhh nobody better not say nothing! *angel face So the club was fun. There was some weird ass gay people. I was scared. Like for real yo. There was mad new people, and they was scaring me dancing all crazy next to me. I had to dodge a couple of them. Just don’t make no eye contact and keep it moving! The best part of the club was going back to the car. Rose had me Rollin she was PUMP WALKING down the sidewalk like she was on Americas Top Model. It was TOO FUNNY. She was dead serious. Haha. *smiles*

After that, my boy Levar [member the dude that put his number in my cell] called me after I dropped over Rose so I went over to chill with him. I pulled over next to his house and he jumped in. Why two black girls gonna bum rush the car like “who that is” haha. It was Levar sister and best friend, they was high, all I can do was laugh. But he went with me to get McDonalds, I was hungry. OH My God, why I put the Dutty Whine song on and Levar extra fruit by the foot ass going to get out the car and do the Dutty Whine full forced, holding on to the car door in the parking lot of McDonalds at 3 am in Hamden CT. WHO DOES THAT IN AMERICA. Haha it was too funny. Then we driving back and I decided to put the music on and get out the car and walk with my car moving slowly and GHOST RIDE THE WHIP. But Levar got to scared and didn’t let me. He was like “you cant ghost ride the whip down Dixwell Avenue, there‘s cops!” It would have been a fun moment. Ah well *sighs* maybe another time.

So onto Saturday. I was going to go to a party at my peeps house with my college friends ya know. I get off the Merit Parkway exit 59, and get some gas at the gas station. Easy enough right? Um NO! Whole Damn Greek Tragedy. I went to put gas in the car, and when I went to go back in the car, the door would not open. And why do you asked, because I locked the bloody keys in the car. I left the car on, the engine went off, the lights were on and the radio was still on, and my gay ass was outside, cold, and locked the fuck out. Who does that in America? ME! *dies* I called Naza because she was at the party and she came over to help me. We called the Tow Truck and he came. It cost $50. I was mad about it because it only took him 5 seconds to open the car. But ah well. Then the car would not start because the lights was on the whole time. *shakes head* So Naza had to jump start the car. I was so mad, I had a head ache. I aint even go to the party. MY LIFE! It be too damn eventful I swear.

Sunday and Monday were ok days. I aint really do nada. I chilled with my familia. I helped my cousin Leanette cook. I made pasta tonight it came out so damn good. “go me go me go me” I am going to make a bomb ass husband one day. *sighs* too bad it aint today. *sad face*. Chillin with my familia is always fun. We always joke on each other, they stay having gay jokes on me. It be funny though, haha. OK I am writing way too much. Time for me to shut up.

Oh the picture of me Farrakhan Edited it and put the make up effect on. I love it. Then I put it in photo shop and added the original picture over it and put the tape effect on the corners. Looks cool right? YOU BETTER SAY YEA!

Posted by drb @ 03:16 AM CST [Link]

[Wednesday, October, 04^th 2006 @ 04:49 am. ]
Damn, I been gone for a minute now I’m back with the blog off? Haha. Notorious O. S. J. *pops collar* So yea let me just get into it.

The Automotive Situation. Cool having a car I guess. I still don’t go no where, I am a home body. I just run mad errands all the damn time. Stay going to the store for someone, stay having to give someone a ride, but its ok. My uncle Izzy is a mechanic, and he said I will need a new motor / engine or some shit. And that shit cost A LOT. So he said just drive it till it dies out on me, so that’s what I am going to do. Hopefully it will last till after winter, by then I will have saved up a good lil lump some to buy a new engine in shit. I don’t want a new car because I like my car. I am going to work with it. I don’t want to think about getting a newer car until probably the end of next summer. So hopefully Gasket last me till then. So I am just going to fix the minor shit that will help make the car last longer, ya know. Its funny, every time I put gas in my car, my car wont start after it. I drive it off the gas station, and it turns off on the street. My car has issues.

The Unemployment Status is still the same. No job, but I really aint been looking as good as I should I am not good at this job search shit. I get too shy to go to places and stuff. I guess I got to grow out of it, but ah well. I had a job interview at Cingular Wireless. They called me, I guess they saw my resume online at monster.com Shit I was SO SCARED. So damn nervous, but the Interview went mad good. It was suppose to be short, but I was there for like 90 mins. The manager was mad cool and funny. So he made me feel real comfortable in shit. So I guess it went mad good, but now I have to do the second part of the interview process. I had to fill out this shit online and stuff. Now I have to wait for a recruiter to call me back. Long process I swear. But hopefully I get it. I know I will be good at that job, ya know.

My Animal Familia is growing. I bought a new gecko. He so cute. It was a Crocodile Gecko. I never saw one or knew they existed, so yall know I had to get it. I named him Erwin after the Crocodile Hunter. But shhhh don’t tell my aunt, she don’t know I got him, she said I cant have NO MORE PETS. So keep it on the low low. My snake I think is a girl now, so his name is no longer Chulo, its Chula. Haha. Anakin is still alive “YAY” I still have to pick him up to drink, but I noticed him trying to eat worms and stuff so I see he doing better. Leelo is getting fat ass all hell. I think she pregnant. I a gonna fight her ass if she is. I don’t feel like getting a whole another tank for the babies. Whole Greek Tragedy I swear.

Varaition of my Orientation. Yo, I do not like gay dudes. I mean, I really do not like them. I cant have a boyfriend, because they all turn out to be drama, hoes, cheating ass bitches. I cant even have regular homosexual friends. They all end up getting on my nerve, end up talkin shit or being corny, or mooching off me, or being two faced or fake. Just a whole lot of blah. All homos end up being the same fuckin bullshit. No mater who it is, they all turn out to be just like the fuckin rest! Its so sad, but its true. Well at least for my experiences with this fruity ass niggas. But hey maybe its me? *shrugs shoulders*

I got a cuddle. My adorable homeboy Chris let me hold him again last Friday. “Muahz“ Like that is so like the nicest thing anyone can do for me. I love LOVE to cuddle and he lets me cuddle with him. He gets mad cool points for that. *smiles*. Oh My God, you should see the video Joe made of Chris dancing to Janet Jackson new song. Joe made it on my cell phone, shit was too funny. His balls landed on a pair of timbs! Haha. Too bad I cant upload it haha.

I chilled with my other boy Joel (chulo red head) this past weekend. We was chilling and walking and this white lady had a cute lil dog. So I went to pet him, and for what was that. It was a Whole Greek Fucking Tragedy, because the damn lady wanted us to be best friends or something and kept talking to us. I got scared, she was weird. She was talking about some Indian doctor who she knows, and how she takes energy from the earth and it goes into to her and makes her happy. She wanted me and Joel to go to her house and try this energy Indian doctor shit out. I was afraid. Then she was like just to come to the house ne3xt week and hear the doctor out, then she said “I come for the water, I just want the water I am thirsty for, I don’t want soda or something, I want the water, water is what I need” She was saying some damn metaphorically speaking ass lingo. I was like………..BYE. She gave me her number to, haha. And why did Joel gave his number to her. She going to stalk his ass now haha. But I got to give Joel a big hug. It was cute. Yall know I love them hugs. *smiles* I am glad I got to finally meet his Irish ass. Haha. *hugs*

daricanboi.com says: I would hug you 9083745843275874325872 times
Anthony says: I would let you hug me 9083745843275874325872 times
daricanboi.com says: PROMISE?
Anthony says: promise~
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Aww that was me and my boy Anthony. He so adorable. Daland needs to hook it up! Haha. *hugs*

<---- MY BABY PIC.

I think I am done blabbin my mouth. I talk (write) too much sometimes. Sorry for the late episode my lovely audience members.

Posted by drb @ 04:50 PM CST [Link]

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