My Archives: October 2007

[Wednesday,October, 24^th 2007 @ 12:08 am. ]

Orlando Soto Jr. is here aint you happy?

College Graduate. What size is a damn degree? I need a picture frame and the 8 by 10 didn’t fit. Is it like a specific degree paper size? I don’t know? But they sent me a new one with the right name. Orlando Soto Jr. I had to consolidate my loans today. Gonna be paying for that shit for like 20 years. Sucks ass. I got made bills now. Like. I got a job and I am still broke. Insufficiently funded goya man here. *dies* I wanna go back to school part time for my masters but I don’t think my tuition reimbursement will kick in for the spring semester. I might have to wait and take a summer course or something. I’ll see. I do miss school though. I gotta find a place to do my masters at. I wanna take online course. Where should I go?

No Homo on Homo. yea. 5 months and no homo on homo contact. No cuddles, no hugs, not even a damn hand shake. *dies* I guess its good because I aint have no drama. No homo contact means NO DRAMA. Haha. OH! Why I get a voicemail talking about “Orlando I miss you, I miss being with you, I am still in love with you” I almost dropped my cell phone. I didn’t even know he was in love with me while we were dating. Haha. Damn that’s like 8 months later and he is still “in love” with me. *pops collar* But I guess a new flirt friend would be nice. A cuddle buddy would be the bested thing in the tri state area! Accepting applications so APPLY like now.

Customer Service in full effect. Home of the Tripple play. 3 services for 29.95. BLAH! Cablevision is cool. I be having fun now. I learn the best way to make a boring place fun is bother everyone all around you. So that’s what I do. Anyone sitting next to me I annoy and bother all day. I be cracking jokes and acting a fool. I hope whenever I get my assigned seat I sit next to cool ass people. If I sit nest to some old ass boring ass people I will die.

Work is not tha bad either. My brain be hurting every once in awhile when I get a caller asking me some crazy shit I have no idea. Raise my hand for a walker. And the damn “walkers” DON’T BE WALKING! People who walk around just in case someone need help. I can never find one. I gotta get up and walk around hunting them niggas down. What the blood. I just found out I have to work on Thanksgiving. So mad about that. I wanna eat to! And I don’t get no time and a half or nothing since I am still temp. They need to make me permanent already. I want a raise and days off and insurance like today. *sighs*

Familia Oh My God. Today my family reached a new level of dysfunction. My mother is taking these new classes to get certified for HIV / safe sex counselor and stuff. So she busts out of no where like. “Can someone teach me how to put on a condom” I am like what the blood. Then she asks my sister, my sister was like “I only know how to put it on with my mouth” *shakes head* my family crazy. They were asking all these sex questions. Haha so funny.

Video Gamer I was so happy I beat Bio Shock already. But like 5 seconds after I was like damn I aint got shit else to play. The game was hot though. Bio Shock is a mad hot game. I loved it. I wish there were more games like it. Killing crazy, DNA altered, white people is SO MUCH FUN! I bought this other game called Condemned. It's cool so far. A little boring but cool. I got Tony Hawk new game. My boy JCitto went to Total Request Live and Tony Hawk was there and gave out his new game for free. JCitto sent it to me, since he aint got no xbox 360. SO NICE. So I am playing that to. I wanna get Gears of War, or Halo 3, or Half Life, or The Darkness. I need something else!!!! ggrrrrrrrrrrrrr. damn games cost like $60. I need to work overtime just to supply my gaming needs I swear.

Ok I am done. Miss me until next time bitches. *hugs* And I was serious about those cuddle applications. APPLY!

Posted by drb @ 12:19 AM CST [Link]

[Sunday,October, 07^th 2007 @ 10:59 am. ]
I been gone for a minute now I am back with the … blog?

Employment Status Good. So working at Cablevision is aight. It is cool for what it is but it aint all that. Well actually it’s pretty cool. I mean the work is not mad arduous so that is good. I finish the first part of training. I got a 96 on my final. *pops collar* My evaluation was mad good “go me go me go me” My instructor just said I talk too much sometimes. Which of course is SO TRUE. I have been the talkative class clown since kindergarten. Work is cool. We be having some crazy ass yelling ass customers on the phone but it really aint that bad. You just can’t let it get to you. I never let it get to me. I don’t take it personal I just stick my middle finger at their account on the computer screen or sometimes I just disconnect all their services! “muahahahahahahaaaaa” (evil laugh). Haha I don’t do that, or do I? *angel face*

All this week was Employee Appreciation Week. They had different activities everyday. We had free food, candy, snacks, prizes, different games. It was cool. I guess I join the Cablevision wagon at the right time. I won a movie poster. Which I haven’t gotten yet because they told me the secretary has it and I have no idea who that lady is. Haha. My coworkers are cool so far. I get along with most. There are some homo employees that I stay very far away from (they scare me *shivers*). I start working my real shift today. I will be working 3pm -11:30pm for now on. I have Tuesdays and Saturdays off now. I am so glad I don’t have to wake up in the morning now; it’s so unnatural to wake up so early. Who wants to see the sunshine who wants to hear the birds sing NOT ME!

Goya Familia. Craziness in full effect. Well not that bad, just regular Rican stuff I guess. Um drama like, girl pregnant claiming my cousin to be the baby daddy, but she might be a stalker hoe so none of us know for sure. Then she saying she had a miscarriage….. I don’t know. Other shit like sister cheating on her “roommate” and gets caught and dragged out by her hair from her friend house. *shakes head* Now my mother has my brother’s daughter with full custody. My brother or the baby momma didn’t really want her, so now my mother is going to keep her for good. That little brat is stuck with us. *dies* Haha my niece Heaven was walking by me, she had a little attitude with me, I stuck my foot out and BAM she busted her ass. Hahaha. I love it. *smiles*

X BOX 360 I finally bought one yesterday. It was an early b day present to myself. Figure if I was going to get it for my b day in December might as well get it now. I got X BOX LIVE to my screen name on there is orlandosotojr go add me bitches. I am gonna finally get my game cube back. My sister borrowed “stole” it from me. So Jacob b day is coming and I am like “since you wanna borrow my game cube forever, happy b day that’s your b day present” But then since I bought the xbox 360, I had the old xbox so I gave him the old xbox to get my game cube back. So now I can finally play my Resident Evil games. *smiles* I bought that new game Bio Shock. It is crazy, and scary, and yes I WAS SCARED! I don’t know if I am scared of that big ass metal dude with the screw driver as an arm or that lil white girl he is always with. She is always talking and her voice is scary. I might get Halo 3 or Gears of War. So now I only have an I Pod Nano, Side Kick 4, and a car on my wish list.

Homoness There really is no homoness anymore. I stop talking to a lot of homo “buddies” and I haven’t dated anyone in over 5 months. That missing cuddle action is starting to get to me. *sighs* but I really do not want to deal with another homo if he gonna be like all the others one. I need an upgraded homosapien. Because a cuddle would so be nice. And my b day is coming and my b day wish for a long time now was to have someone to cuddle with on the night of my b day. 2 months to go until my day… I don’t think I am gonna get my b day wish this year either. Whole Greek Tragedy. Not really into anyone now, or have anyone I want to date. I have been really anti homo so… There is someone that has my interests intrigued but yall know I am a shy punk so deff won’t be saying nada. I aint got no game. Haha.

Posted by drb @ 11:00 AM CST [Link]

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