My Archives: November 2006

[Sunday, November, 26^th 2006 @ 04:26 am. ]

Damn I aint blog in a Minute.
Um well as for Thanks Giving It was a cool little family event. I only had to season the pennes (roast pork) and make the salad, and back a pie. So I got off easy this year as far as the cooking goes. The food was mad good. Yall know my fat ass ate a lot. I ate then took a 3 hour nap. Thanks Giving ITIS is the BEST! I woke up and ate again. *smiles* I chilled with the familia and we played board games which I was wining all the time and they was hating on me because I am da bomb, ya know *pops collar* I stayed in, I aint feel like going no where, all that food in my belly was holding me down. Fun Day though

Clubbin Whore. Last Friday I went Senior Ponchos with my home girls. It was Jenn’s B Day. We had a few drinks and we was bugging. It was fun. I was feeling on all the girls, my inner hetero came out for like 5 mins. Haha *winks* I had to bounce earlier because I had to pick up my homo boys Jeff and Cliff. We went to Club Brooke in Westport. I was feeling the music but not the crowd so much. There was too many homos and I hate when people brush up on me when they walking by or try and grab me while they walking by, its like “ill Bacteria” homos touching me, so gross. Homo was getting me mad, there was one that was dancing like a fairy crack head all over the place kept bumping me on the dance floor, oooohh I was mad. Nigga did not even have good rhythm. *dies* Then there was this 50 year old tall ass white nigga in my way and I tried to slide around him and he blocked my way and would not let me go by! I was like what the blood! His extra gay ass looking like a tall Adam’s Family member. Haha. He really did look like Lurch or whatever his name was. Haha, but the Brook night was cool. I went on Wednesday too, before thanks giving. It was ok too. Mad packed but they played the dutty wine and Fergielicious so I was mad happy about that “go me go me go me

This past Friday was fun. I went to my home girl Beatriz’s house with Cliff. She made us some frozen juice Bacardi drinks. Mmm they was good. We chilled there had mad jokes, haha. They both was tryin to play me!!! I found out me and Clifford had a whole lot in common more then I knew haha. We all went picked up my girl Rose and hit the club. We went to Oracle. It was way more fun that night. They played the dutty wine and Fergielicious, so I was JAMMING! Cliff got raped by a lesbian, haha. We was all jamming, sweating. We saw my chulo culo Chriisz and Mike at the back room. Chriisz abandoned me and my pet store dates. *dies* (inside joke) OMG why was there a homo fight. Two homos started arguing. It was soooooo funny. All I remember was “you pushed me while I was trying to dance” haha you don’t mess with a homo when he trying to do a dip. Hahaha. But they closed the club after that. So we bounced but when I got my car and we drove by all da clubs and the crowd outside, I put the dutty wine on and we was BUMPING!!!!! Dancing like maniacs in my car. FUN TIMES. Me and Cliff then went to the diner with Rual and Nando. Me and Cliff was all into a nig homo / sex / relationship convo and Nando is like “shut up they keep lookin at us” I am like huh? I was like “oh shit, am I speaking to loud?” I guess all my nasty homo talk scared the breeders around us. But yall know me. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

Ok enough about all that its getting late and yea.
Oh PEOPLE OF AMERICA IT WILL SOON BE THE BIRTHDAY OF ORLANDO SOTO JR. I got mad shit planned. I still need to buy myself some more cloths. Gotta plan some more shit. Hopefully it will be fun. I am trying to go all out a lil and go out every night for da week. Check out my b day club flyers. And I better see yall (you mother fucka who is reading this) at my b day events.

Posted by drb @ 04:30 AM CST [Link]

[Tuesday, November, 14^th 2006 @ 03:53 am. ]
So my peoples, what is really good?
As for me. Since the last time I blogged, aint shit new. Yall know my ass aint got no life. *smiles* Friday was a cool day. I picked up Chriisz we went to get his earrings cleaned and then I went shopping. They increased my credit limit yall so I had to buy some stuff. Them credit card people be fuckin up when they give me more credit. I be swiping and swiping that plastic. *smiles* IRS going to be looking for my ass in a few years watch lol. I got some hot ass cloths though. Some new shirts, a button down, and some jeans. Get it, get it, get it. BALLIN! *pops collar*. There was a cuttie with nice eyes at the register too. I might have to stalk him now, haha.

We ended up going out that night. It was Chriisz B Day. I got him a lil something, something. I got him his favorite snack and drink, and x men cartoon series and a card with some cash. It was simple but thoughtful, dorky but cute. That’s me. *smiles* Everyone met up at Oracle. It was actually mad fun that night surprisingly. It’s usually just be ok, but that night it was mad fun. The music was better and everything. So that’s was sup. We all had a good time, ya know I took mad pictures in shit. I even bought a few drinks. After the club was most fun, damn homos was in da street acting up. Should have seen Mike and Chriisz running like lil drunk fairies down the street, haha. Too damn funny. After that we bounced to Chriisz house for a lil after party, social gathering, homo séance kinda thingy. It was ok. Bunch of homos dancing and talking about stuff. Cool night.

Saturday was cool to. I chilled with my home girl Gladia. We went out to eat at Ruby Tuesdays. Mad about the waitress not knowing how to pronounce the sauce she brought. Slow white lady. Then she aint even bring us enough. That was funny. We had some chatting and stuff, then we went into the mall. I had to buy me a new hat. She wanted to go to NY, I was like “What“ But we did go. We took like 15 mins just to find parking. But we went around NY, went to Time Square in shit. So it was fun. Went into some stores and it was a fun night. We went to Virgin Record Store and why there was a line of white people camping out. They was waiting for that damn Beetles dude. Whole Greek Tragedy.

Other then that been just chilling. I chilled with my boy Zim and John a little bit on Sunday. Mad funny comedic hour that was. I laughed so hard. *smiles* We went to get Dunk N Donuts. I had ice cream it was good. John slow ass wanted to WALK through a DRIVE through. Who in America walks through a drive through when they have a car. We almost had a wonderful moment at the window as we waited, but he DISSED ME *sorrow and sadness* haha haha. Too funny. Monday was aight to. I chilled with Cliff. I went to the pet store got my babies some food. Cliff was all punkish when my snake ate the rat. Damn homos. Haha.

Um Educational Access I still need a few classes to get my degree. But my damn school is so slow. I need to call tomorrow and get some information so I can figure out what the hell I can do. Almost all the classes are closed. My life really sucks sometimes. I hate I had a nice simple plan and it all got messed up in August, now I am in a lil slump and it sucks ass. Hopefully I get these classes and get shit in order and get to finish everything in spring. I am gonna try and make a website for my mother church as my internship, so that’s was sup. Still looking (with out looking) for a job. Sucks, like I don’t wanna settle for a regular teenager job, but aint shit else out there. Like do I really wanna a mall job making $8 an hour. Like its starting to be, like I have no choice, so I don’t know. *sighs*

Homoerctus Life it sucks but I don’t care too much. Not really feeling no one. No crushes, no late night flirts. Nothing. Which is kinda cool. Because no gay drama to deal with. Not really in a lonely mood either. I guess I am getting better at learning how to deal without having homo affection. Bout damn time. I mean I do miss cuddling, but it don’t bother me as much as it normally would. So that’s good. I made a promise to myself, no more teenagers, and no more going out with a dude just to be nice. I only want a boyfriend, if I really, really want to be with him. Lets see how long this last, haha.

Posted by drb @ 03:53 AM CST [Link]

[Thursday, November, 09^th 2006 @ 02:50 am. ]
I don’t feel like blogging, but I know if I wait any longer I will get mad at myself.
So last week? Um I don’t even remember really,

I went out to dinner with my familia. We went to Famous Pizza. I always loved Famous. It was cool. Food was good. See my sister and all her kids is moving to FL. So it was kinda sad. I knew they was leaving, but at the restaurant it hit me hard. I am going to miss them. *sad face* So I took pictures of everyone, and of the bad ass kids. Fun lil family night. YAY!

After that I picked up my Chulo culo boy, Chriisz (I got my name on it! *inside joke* ) and we went out. I met my home girl Rose in New Haven, but her punk ass didn’t wanna come out. She was too busy doing Ikea shit in her house. But its cool we had a photo opp in her hallway with the brick wall. *Fun Times* So we bounced to Oracle again. It was a fun night. All the homo was there. We was dancing, acting up. Fun Times. They played Fergielicious at the club. I aint know how to act that is my jam! Fun dancing with all my homo boys. They are all so cute. *smiles* After the club we went to the diner. So funny we had a big gay table in da middle of the Diner. All the breeders just looking at us. I am mad it took us like 15 minutes to pay the bill though. But fun night nevertheless.

Saturday was fun, for the most part. All my nephews and cousins slept over the house. And I got to play with them and act up. I love hyper kids, because I am a big kid myself. Fun Times. I ended up going to Club Escuelita in NY. What a tragedy was that. Went with two homos. They gave me a head ache. I was bout to slit my wrist at the club lol. Lets just say it was a lil homo triangle event. And we ended up leaving at 2:20. That was the worst night I ever had at Escuelita. *shakes head* Never Again with them two homos. I was so mad, they left to smoke in the middle of the reggae music!!! A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!But ah well. My and john went out to eat and stuff after.

Gayness Situations, are like funny. I am still happily single (half true). Can not really say I want someone but kinda miss the whole affection part. I miss being a sweet heart to a boyfriend. I kinda just do stuff for a few homo friends of mine. They kinda become like a temporary substitute boyfriend in some weird homo way. Its pretty cool. I guess for da most part. But homos always act up, and people always run they mouth. Its like damn even just cuddling with a friend ends in some damn homo drama. Whole Greek tragedy I said. *sighs* oh well. I don’t sweat no one or nothing. *pops collar*

Also, funny thing. My boy Scooby called me and informed me of some wonderful news. He let me know that he is now going out with my ex Joey. I couldn’t do nothing but laugh. That shit was just too funny to me. I told him I had to go to the club to see them together to believe it, and then just laugh. But I hope it works out for him, Scooby seem like he a cool dude, and Joey is just….Joey. But comes to find out is ex talkin to someone that went out with on of my exes. Its like a big yet small ass homo circle. This is why I don’t go out with no one. I refuse to join these lil homo circles. I think its so gross to date someone who dated your friend, or your ex. I mean it kinda happens sometimes, but shit over here with these homos, it’s a constant thing. Its kinda sad. So glad I aint like them. *pops collar*

Reptile Family just decreased. Erwin the Crocodile Gecko died like last week. I wasn’t too sad because I only had him for like two weeks, so. But why o why o why last night I noticed Ernie, the Rainbow Lizard laying down out in da gravel. Its night he always hides under the rock, so I knew something was sup. I picked him up and he didn’t run like a crazy homo in a Victoria Secret sale, so I really knew he was sick. I was telling my boy Levar on the phone I think Ernie was sick and he would probably die tomorrow when I woke up. Sure enough I woke up and Ernie was a goner. *sad face* I miss him. *sad face* he use to walk and wiggle his hands like he was saving hi. *sad face* aaawwww. He was so cute and hyper. *sad face* I bought another gecko last week after Erwin died. He is a White Spotted Gecko, I named him Spoon. He is antisocial, always hiding. I actually aint seen him in like 3 days. I hope he aint get out the tank, shhh don’t tell my aunt she will kill me. Now I need to get another one since Ernie died *sad face*

I am done.

Posted by drb @ 02:48 AM CST [Link]

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